Расшифровки марок машин
Как расшифровать БМВ? Баварские Моторы Валят? Или Баварские Машины Вялые? Читайте расшифровки марок:
AUDI
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
Another Understated Dealer Incentive
BMW
Beautiful Models Wanted
Bavarian Manure Wagon
Biggest Metal Waste
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Break My Window
Bring More Wrenches
Bavarian Money Waster
Blew My Wad!
Big Money Wasted
Buy More Women
Расшифровка есть почти на все марки!
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Idiot’s Cat Killer
CADILLAC
Company Always Denies Its Lawful Liability After Collisions
CAMARO
Cash Always Miniscule After Retail Overpricing
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHEVY
Can Hear Every Valve, Rod, or Lifter Every Time
Cheapest Heap Ever Visualized Yet
Crap Hasn’t EVolved Yet
DAEWOO
Damn All Engines With Oriental Operations
Damn Asian Engineering Works Only Occasionally
DODGE
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Design Of Diabolical German Engineer
FORD
Found On Rubish Dumps
First On Race Days
Fix Or Repair Daily
FIAT
Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation
Failure In Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
HUMMER
Hope U Made Me Extra Reliable (Sent in by Roger Markowitz)
Huge Ugly Mother, Mostly Eats Resources
Jeep
Just Empty Every Pocket
Just Expect Every Problem
Just Everybody Else’s Parts
Just Expect Extra Payments
Jaguar
Just A Guess U Are Rich
Kia
Korean Imitation Accord
Korea’s Imported Accident
Keep Inside Asia
Korea Invades America
Killed in Action
LAMBORGHINI
Loser Always Maintains Big Old Rotten Gunk; Hardly Inflates Nobody’s Image
Maserati
Must Also Suggest Extra Rope And Towing Implements
MERCEDES
My Expensive Race Car Emits Dense Exhaust Smoke — But Efficiency Near Zero
Most Expensive Road Car Everyone Drives Except Steve
MITSUBISHI
Manufactured In Taiwan Sold Under British Influence Shipped Here Incomplete
May Involve Turbos, Suck Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside
OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment
PORSCHE
Proof Only Rich Snobby Children Have Everything
SAAB
Some Ass Actually Boughtit!
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Stop Asking About Brakes!
SUBARU
Stupid Urbanites Bumbling Around Rural Areas
SUBARU backwards is: U R A BUS (You are a bus)
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Very Overpriced Lame Vehicle Options
VW
Virtually Worthless
Very Weird
Very Old Lowered Kinky Sedan With A Great Engine Noise
Volks Who?
Прикольная подборочка, только какое название выбрать из всех предложенных вариантов. К тому же еще бы перевод, а то в инглише я слабо рублю.
Наверное название Ситроен не опублековано по пречине чрезвычайной обидности :):):):):)
Gap, ты знал, ты знал!
PONTIAC
poor old nigger thinks it’s a cadillac
супер!